10 things that I must remember

The first?

I can't recall.I believe it had something to do with squirrels and BBQ's. Gary Crowley had one, a rock and roll one, something to do with hot fat.

Number two.

I don't know. Spare weather. The steam that looks like clouds but isn't. It's just steam powering out of the old peoples home next door like some kind of sinister bake-u-like-OAP-oven.

Number three.

Has to be a hare lip caused by an over enthusiasm for Elvis.

Number four.

you can't catch me on number four, yes you can, its a trap door leading to an old ladies cheek.

Number five.

The money, oh yes I forget the money,wrapped in used tissues in a bin outside Broadgate Station in 1983

You mean there was a number six?

I'm yet to meet it.

Lucky number seven.

Root numbers? or a full house of dwarfs?

No just the veg.

Ok. Better luck with eight. No not really, can't be bothered by now.

Two fat ladies, one of thems dead, the good one. Thats sad.

Number nine

Nine dead cats looking for a career lift in a whiskers advert

Number 10

The gateway to the top one hundred wagging heads braying about the fact they have lips and they they know how to make noise.